andrewteman.org » Imminent Death http://andrewteman.org/blog Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:26:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 A Tree Sort Of Falls On My Car http://andrewteman.org/blog/2008/07/02/a-tree-sort-of-falls-on-my-car/ http://andrewteman.org/blog/2008/07/02/a-tree-sort-of-falls-on-my-car/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:23:43 +0000 andrew http://andrewteman.org/blog/?p=773 Some awesome storms ripped through the Boston suburbs this afternoon. Hail, sheets of rain, lightning, some serious wind, and as a result…trees down all over. This one just missed. I was honestly hoping for it to total the thing. It’s on it’s last legs anyways.

My car is the white Subaru in the photos, click for larger versions.


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Here is a tip to all of you clowns out there that continue to develop businesses that are dependent on MySpace to survive (not that can plug into MySpace, but that depend on MySpace):

You live and die at the whim of MySpace, so don’t get too comfortable.

One line of code changed, one snippet blocked, or one person over at MySpace decides that it is worth a day’s programming work to build something like a profile editor, and you and your silly site are rendered useless. Back to bagging groceries!

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If this was our first “major” storm of the season, shouldn’t we have an ass-pant-load of snow removal budget surplus to…ya know…clean up the snow?

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See everyone on the other side. Oh, the humanity.

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