Sometimes conversations over instant messenger are completely ridiculous. Actually, they are most of the time. The only thing that makes them even more ridiculous, is taking snippets out of context. I figured it was worth dedicating a page to some random IM-bytes.

12/5/07
[15:03] (Anonymous): yes, some of us are sensative and have speach impediments

11/30/07
[14:35] Sharon: should i have the non jews bring a salad?
[14:39] Andrew: gentiles are good salad makers, yes

06/07/07
[14:49] Andrew: am I right or am I right?
[14:49] Andrew: that my friend, is an anus.
[14:50] John: you are correct, sir.

03/29/07
[11:40] Kyle:amazing how much asian porn is in google image search under “asian businessman”

03/06/07
[15:29] Jim: [he] described the category stamp as looking like “something sexual”
[15:29] Andrew: that is because he routinely uses rubber stamps as buttpluggs. His sexual deviance is not our problem…at least not with respect to this design.

02/06/07
[12:17] Andrew: hey whatever happened to that jew blog you made
[12:18] Peter: funny answer. i’ll give yout he short version.
[12:18] Peter: peter ****** talks to girl at bar
[12:18] Peter: girl at bar googles peter ******
[12:18] Andrew: go on
[12:18] Peter:girl at bar very disturbed by jew fiction that is not obvioulsy facetious
[12:18] Andrew: if I had a shekel for everytime i heard that one

12/27/06
[14:51] Andrew: it is a very specific cross section of people
[14:53] Sharon: to say the least
[14:53] Sharon: how many model train loving nudists can there BE
[14:53] Andrew: 212 apparently
[14:53] Andrew: on Yahoo anyways

12/13/06
[15:25] Julie: well, do you have to rsvp for it?
[15:25] Andrew: i dont think so
[15:26] Julie: or pay $$ to go?
[15:26] Andrew: $10 or something
[15:26] Julie: nominal
[15:26] Andrew: FEE-nominal
[15:26] Julie: good lord

12/01/06
[12:07] Adam: tell her i’m single, successful, and disease free
[12:07] Adam: just to plant the seed
[12:07] Andrew: or at least 2/3, but we wont tell her which 2
[12:08] Adam: i like it
[12:08] Andrew: girls like mystery
[12:08] Andrew: especially when it comes to STDs