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Van Halen’s Brown M&M Clause

andrew — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:01:37 +0000

By now, everyone has heard about Van Halen’s famous concert rider that demanded the candy bowl be free of the brown M&M’s. The story has been repeated over and over as a great example of rock stardom gone to absurd heights, and that is all I ever really thought it to be. But in this month’s Fast Company, I learned that this crazy clause existed for an entirely different reason. A pretty unexpectedly brilliant one.

Van Halen buried a special clause in the middle of the contract. It was called Article 126. It read, “There will be no brown M&Ms in the backstage area, upon pain of forfeiture of the show, with full compensation.” So when Roth would arrive at a new venue, he’d walk backstage and glance at the M&M bowl. If he saw a brown M&M, he’d demand a line check of the entire production. “Guaranteed you’re going to arrive at a technical error,” he wrote. “They didn’t read the contract…. Sometimes it would threaten to just destroy the whole show.”

In other words, Roth was no diva. He was an operations expert. He couldn’t spend hours every night checking the amperage of each socket. He needed a way to assess quickly whether the stagehands at each venue were paying attention — whether they had read every word of the contract and taken it seriously. In Roth’s world, a brown M&M was the canary in the coal mine.

Who’d have thought? David Lee Roth, operational expert.

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Shazam! New Music!

andrew — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:45:52 +0000

I love Shazam. Maybe the coolest app in the mobile world (my opinion). I use it all the time when watching tv, or listening to the radio, or when at a bar, to identify music I like, and store it for purchase later. I end up going through my “Shazam-ed” music about once a month and downloading all of the tracks I’ve tagged. It’s always a totally random mix of music, but that’s why I love it. Here is what I just pulled off my most recent check and download operation.

Walls (Shout Out Louds) – I found the Shout Out Louds a few albums ago, and still like almost everything they make.

Pa’ Bailar (Bajofondo Con Ryota Komatsu) – This is in a commercial right now, but super catchy.

Police On My Back (The Clash) – The Clash are still one of my all time favorite bands.

Young Folks (Peter Bjorn and John, Feat. Victoria Bergsman) Heard this on the jukebox at a bar recently and had to grab it.

Let’s Twist Again (Chubby Checker) – Great late 50’s/early 60’s song.

Apeman (The Kinks) – Destroyer is on my iPod workout mix. I love the Kinks.

Right As Rain (Adele) – I am always looking for good cocktail party, background music.

Go Go Go (Roy Orbison) – Roy Orbison is totally underrated. Watch Black and White Night on PBS. It is amazing.

Rock The Bells (LL Cool J) – This is from my favorite period of rap/hip-hop.

Botch-a-Me (Rosemary Clooney) – Heard this during the credits of Mad Men and loved it.

Some of these songs I knew, and some I didn’t, but all of them are fun additions to my collection. Moral of the story is use Shazam to store music for download later. It’s cool.

Windowsill (Arcade Fire)

andrew — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:57:49 +0000

Somehow, this song just fits today. It’s Windowsill from Arcade Fire.

Get the Mp3 on iTunes, or even the whole album. Which is awesome.

Be My Foursquare Friend

andrew — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:02:47 +0000

I’ve been playing around with Foursquare for a bit now, and though I am not totally hooked-crazy-go-nuts for it, I do like it. It’s totally nerdy I know, but so was Facebook once upon a time. And so was the Internet, so whatever.

One thing I do know though, is that the enjoyment you are likely to get out of Foursquare would seem to grow exponentially based on the number of friends you have. So to that end, be my Foursquare friend.

You might be asking, “what is foursquare?”. Well, here is a perfectly crappy explanation from their website:

foursquare is a cross between a friend-finder, a social city-guide and a game that rewards you for doing interesting things. We aim to build things to not only help you keep up with the places your friends go, but that encourage you to discover new places and challenge you to explore your neighborhood in new ways.

And here is a slightly better (albeit way nerdier sounding) explanation on some site from the UK.

Good talk, see you out there.

Apartment Brokers

andrew — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:22:40 +0000

From Married To The Sea. Felt like this guy a lot over the past week.

Or like this

www.marriedtothesea.com

Boston Apartment Brokers

Netflix Feature Idea

andrew — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:03:10 +0000

Julie and I have been ripping through the Mad Men series on blu-ray via Netflix lately. We just finished season 1, and were all revved up to start season 2. So on Tuesday night, when we popped in what we thought was the first disc for season 2, only to realize it was the SECOND disc for season 2, it was a bummer.

Now this wasn’t Netflix’s fault, it was my fault. They sent me the correct disc, but I had mistakenly transposed disc 1 and disc 2 in my queue, and as Netflix does, they just shipped me the next thing in my queue. Which in this case, was not the disc we meant to have shipped to us.

ANYWAYS, my thought was that Netflix (it seems) could have some basic checks in place that look for patterns in your queue, particularly with series, that can notify you when it would appear that you are getting something out of sequence. Programatically, I’d imagine that Netflix could see that our previous three rentals looked like:

Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 1
Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 2
Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 3

And based on that pattern, assume that our next logical rental would be Mad Men: Season 2: Disc 1. If Netflix then sees that the item set to ship is actually Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 2, they might send us an email, or pop a message in our queue saying something like:

It looks like the next item in your Netflix queue is Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 2. This appears to be out of order based on your recent rental history. Did you mean to select Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 1 for shipment? Click here to update your queue.

Again, the fact that I messed up the queue order is totally my fault and I’m not pissy at Netflix about it. However, I do see a way that Netflix could have saved me from my own stupidity here with what I would have thought was a totally awesome feature.

There Is No Action In American Football

andrew — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:40:45 +0000

As a soccer player and fan, I get lots of crap about the sport. Chief amongst the criticisms, is that there “is no action” in soccer.

Well, according to a study from the Wall Street Journal, there is actually no action in American football. Seriously, like nearly zero action per telecast. Almost literally.

According to a Wall Street Journal study of four recent broadcasts, and similar estimates by researchers, the average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game is about 11 minutes.

In other words, if you tally up everything that happens between the time the ball is snapped and the play is whistled dead by the officials, there’s barely enough time to prepare a hard-boiled egg. In fact, the average telecast devotes 56% more time to showing replays.

You read that right. The average amount of actual game play in an American football game, is about eleven minutes. Eleven minutes.

Now you may still dislike soccer, and that’s fine. But please stop using the no-action argument.

Bad Transcriptions

andrew — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:21:13 +0000

I know I will regret this, but I think I need to start a blog that just has transcripts from speech-to-text services like Google Voice. Here is one I got today.

Let’s see, and it was sent to the her office building is the second. I’m sorry I lost ice cream. It was Signs 580 blossoming, but anyway it was find us by someone at 439 okay there. He a call. Thank you much.

Not sure which is worse, this or Spinvox.

Spinvox Is So _____ For Voicemail

Box Office Receipts Adjusted For Inflation

andrew — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:07:28 +0000

This is a half-baked post, that maybe I will find some time to make more robust later. I know some of this “math” is a bit fuzzy, but I think the points are still valid for the most part.

I haven’t seen Avatar (“A Unicorn Movie” as my cousin Amanda might call it), and probably won’t. But the way the media is talking about it, I feel like I am going to be the only one that misses this film.

We were discussing this at dinner the other night (the success of Avatar) with some friends, when someone at the table noted the 3D surcharge he had to pay at the theater, which led to a conversation about how box office success is really measured in gross dollars and not fairly adjusted for ticket price differences or inflation. To see Avatar in “3D” for instance, a local theater here in Boston will charge you $15.50, while it only costs $11 to see Sherlock Holmes in the same theater at the same time. And that is just comparing two movies that are playing currently. Going back a scant five years or so, the average movie ticket price was only around $8.

So if Avatar sold 100,000 tickets today, it might gross $1.5mm+, while Shrek in 2004 might have only grossed $800k selling the same amount of tickets.

Don’t get me wrong, Avatar is still a blockbuster any way you cut it – but the news sound bites that only compare gross receipts when reporting on its historic dominance, are leaving a bit of important comparative information out in my opinion.

Over this weekend, Avatar grossed $68.3mm and Sherlock Holmes grossed $38.4mm. A drubbing based on the sheer dollars, as Avatar nearly doubled the next best performing movie. But if you adjust based on ticket sales, it gets a lot closer. Again, Avatar still wins hands down, but the spread between the two narrows considerably.

Looks like BoxOfficeMojo has a ranked list of biggest grossing movies, adjusted for inflation, here.

Classic Sports Video Games

andrew — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:47:59 +0000

The topic of old-school sports video games has come up a lot lately, and I thought it would be fun to put together a list of my favorite classic sports video games. Now bear in mind that these are not THE BEST sports video games of all time, but rather the ones that I have a particular personal fondness for. However, if you have some suggestions, or thoughts on games I may have overlooked, drop me a line and let me know. If I get some good additions to the list, I will post an update and include some more games.

Classic Basketball Video Games

Double Dribble for Nintendo (1987)

Double Dribble was the one of the best early sports games I remember. The dunking animations were completely awesome, and the game play was “realistic” for the time. There were no team names, just logos. I recall being able to go to the top corner, right by the baseline, and just drill threes one after another. I think this was some sort of random hot-spot for three-point shooting in this game. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Jordan vs Bird (One on One) for Nintendo (1988)

I still actually have a working copy of this game for my original Nintendo. This game has NOT held up over the years, and is a complete bore to play now. There wasn’t a lot to this game, except a three-point contest and dunk contest (predictably featuring Bird and Jordan respectively) and then a terrible one-on-one mode. The one-on-one consisted of either Jordan driving by Bird and dunking, or Bird shooting a jump-shot over Jordan.(more about this game on Wikipedia)

Lakers vs Celtics and the NBA Playoffsfor PC (1989)

This game came at a time when PC games had far more advanced things going on than the Nintendo did. What you gave up in “controllability” of game play, you gained in detail of atmosphere. This game had only the playoff teams, but they were REAL teams with the real players (Tom Chambers dunks anyone?). The detail was super cool, and I remember being blown-away by the fact that this game showed fans walking up and down the aisles in the stands. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

NBA JAM! for Sega Genesis (early 90’s)

I’ve always been more into realism than arcade style play in sports games, but NBA JAM is the exception. I suppose if you are going to eschew realism, you may as well go full-tilt, and that’s what NBA JAM did. This game is still a ton of fun to play now. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Classic Baseball Video Games

Micro League Baseball for Apple IIe (1984)

This may be the first real sports video game I ever played. My friend Aaron and I had a league going on his Apple IIe computer. And we didn’t so much as play actively, but rather set our rosters and then went outside to ride our bikes while the game played itself. We’d then come back in and see who won. He was the 1927 Yankees and I was the 1978 Red Sox, and it was awesome. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

RBI Baseball for Nintendo (1988)

This game was actually licensed by the MLB and thus had “real” players. I didn’t actually play this a ton growing up, but it’s hard to leave it off this list. RBI baseball has recently become most famous for the awesome Game 6 recreation done, with to-the-pitch accuracy. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Baseball Stars for Nintendo (1989)

This is the first game I can recall that included pay and salaries, and much more realistic fielding controls than other games. You could dive, jump, climb the wall, etc. There was also real stats and season capabilities, but no real teams or players. There were teams like the American Dreams and the Lovely Ladies. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Baseball Simulator 1.000 for Nintendo (1989)

This was another weird game that threw out realism for some bizarre effects. I don’t remember a ton about it, other than if you threw the “fireball” and hit a batter, I believe the batter would explode. So it had that. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Little League Baseball Championship Series for Nintendo (1990)

Little League Baseball Championship Series was basically Baseball Stars (from the same company) but with little league baseball players and features. I always used New York and their heavy hitting lineup anchored by “Ward” and “Saul”. I think we still have this game around the apartment somewhere.

Bases Loaded for Nintendo (1990)

This was a favorite in our house for a while. My brother and friends and I played a ton. I was Hawaii (featuring the big bat of Debro) and my brother was usually Jersey (with Paste, who was the game’s best hitter). Memorable things about this game were the bullpen cart, the umpires named Yuk, Dum, Boo, and Bum, and the metallic “ping” sound that the bat hitting the ball made. Also, if you hit the opposing team’s best player (statistically), he would charge the mound and there would be a fight. Which was totally awesome. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Hardball III for Sega Genesis (1992)

For its time, Harball III was pretty advanced. No real players or teams (just cities), but pretty intense seasoning capabilities and stats keeping. But I remember the announcing most. “I’M AL MICHAELS, and welcome to Hardball III”. I also remember that he’d say “FLINED” a lot, as in somewhere between “flied” and “lined”. Fifteen years later, my brother and I still say “flined”. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Classic Hockey Video Games

Ice Hockey for Nintendo (1988)

Fat Guys vs Skinny Guys, ’nuff said. I remember getting this game at The Fair in Whitinsville. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Blades of Steel for Nintendo (1988)

This also came out in 1988, but was VASTLY superior to the Ice Hockey game. For one, there was fighting, which was done by furiously slamming on the buttons until your opponent went down. If you won the fight, the other guy would go to the penalty box and you’d skate free. The phrase “Hit the Puck” was also said in a computerized voice about 600 times per game too. Don’t bother playing this game now though. While it was “advanced” at the time, it is absolutely unplayably terrible now. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

NHL ‘95 for Sega Genesis

I know there is a lot of debate over which mid-nineties EA NHL game was the best, but I have always been an NHL ‘95 guy. Even though the blood and fighting were long gone, my brother and friends and I had some epic seasons (we even had a mini plastic Stanley Cup that changed hands each season) in this game. I was partial to the Canucks, with the super fast Pavel Bure. And for the record, the NHL game that they were playing in Swingers, is NHLPA Hockey ‘93. Either way, the early NHL games from EA are iconic now. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Classic Football Video Games

John Madden Football for Apple IIe

Along with Micro League Baseball, another Apple IIe game that my friend Aaron and I played, was the original John Madden Football. I don’t even remember the actual game play action (there may not have even been actual game play), as I think this was more a strategy and tactics version. There were also no licenses on this game, and it used old school nicknamed players like “Sweetness” and “The Juice”. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

John Elway’s Quarterback for Nintendo

This game was terrible. I definitely remember the cheat code though that allowed you to outrun all of the other players and basically burn out the clock. Old sports games sometimes were more about cheats than anything, and this awful game was a good example. A totally goofy box cover as well. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Tecmo Super Bowl for Nintendo

This was my favorite old-school football video game by far. I still have a working copy for my NES, and it is still a blast to play. I know Bo Jackson and the Raiders were THE team, but I will take the 49′ers up against them any day. I love the crappy play calling, and the way that it blitzed if you guessed the play that the offense was calling. Also, whenever there would be a passing touchdown, some of the players appeared to celebrate by fellating one another. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Joe Montana Sports Talk Football for Sega Genesis (1992)

The game play for Joe Montana Sports Talk Football was horrendous. The only promise of this game was in the announcing (one of the first games with real announcing?), and that was terrible too. It was fun though to punt on first down just to hear the fake announcer chide you by saying “What a mistake!” or “I can’t believe it!”. Another favorite was the use of “Mayday!” whenever you broke into open field. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

John Madden Football ‘92 for Sega Genesis (1992)

This game gets special mention simply for the ambulance that came out and ran over the other players every time someone got injured. Ask anyone about Madden ‘92, and they will almost always reference the ambulance. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

Classic Misc Video Games

Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! for Nintendo (1987)

I was never a huge Mike Tyson’s Punch Out fan, but this is one of the quintessential sports video games ever, so had to be included. (more about this game on Wikipedia)

GOAL! for Nintendo (1988)

GOAL! was the first soccer game I ever really played. My brother and I were big soccer players our whole lives, so this game was an absolute must-have for us. Looking back, the game play was pretty terrible. I do remember learning how to do some advanced bends on the ball though, and that opened up some big things. Winning my first GOAL! World Cup was a big moment for me. (more about this game on Wikipedia)