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Fighting The Good Fight Against Comment Spam

With traffic comes spam. This I know. But popping on my laptop this morning, I was confronted with 114 emails to my main account, all but 3 of which were comments waiting to be approved. Of those 111 comments awaiting approval, 109 of them were spam. I spent the last 3o minutes or so looking around for a real quick plug until I can sit down and install something a bit beefier.

Here are three things you can do in 10 minutes to reduce comment spam on WordPress. Now granted, there are better fixes, but it is Superbowl Sunday and I am just looking for a band aid right now.

The first thing you can do is simply to turn up flood control. The default is 10 seconds between comments. I noticed that the 109 that I got all came within about 10 minutes, so I changed the flood control to 300 seconds between comments. Go to wp-comments-post.php and make the change here:

// Simple flood-protection
$lasttime = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT comment_date FROM $tablecomments WHERE comment_author_IP = '$user_ip' ORDER BY comment_date DESC LIMIT 1");
if (!empty($lasttime)) {
$time_lastcomment= mysql2date('U', $lasttime);
$time_newcomment= mysql2date('U', $now);
if (($time_newcomment - $time_lastcomment) < 250)
die( __('Sorry, you can only post a new comment once every 250 seconds. Slow down cowboy.') );
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Mc-Sex Madness Continues

I-Mockery.com has done me one better and created some killer parodies of the recent McDonalds burger f*cking campaign. Check ‘em out here.

Wal-Mart Ad

Thanks to JennyG and some others for passing on that Wal-Mart ad with the classic "Wal-Mart has everything I need. No diggity" line. Rather than posting here, I am suggesting that you head over to Ad-Rag and check it out there. These guys run a great site FULL of tons of great ads. Yah, they charge…but it is only 2 bucks and you get your money’s worth real quick.

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McDonalds Wants You To F*ck Its Sandwiches

This stuff never gets old. Nothing is better than when a giant company makes an attempt to be cool with their marketing, only to do something that is completely moronic causing the very audience it is chasing to mock them. One of my favorite examples of this is a Wal-Mart commercial I saw some weeks back that contained a fake family made up of some wildly talented African American actors who were working hard to show us that not only do black people shop at Wal-Mart, but it is very cool to do so. In an attempt to gain some street cred, the Bentonville company has one of the actors use the line "Wal-Mart has everything I need. No diggity." I am not making this up. (here is the clip).

Clearly this is not an isolated incident as evidenced today when I headed over to Page2 on ESPN.com. I instantly was hit with a great McDonalds ad that can be seen below. Although I firmly believe that McDonalds is not advocating hot man on sandwich action, it is quite obvious that they did not do their homework on urban slang. If they had, it is likely that they would have realized "I’d Hit It" is not exactly the catch phrase to use when selling fast food.

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