My buddy Noah, who is always up to something interesting, just threw together two sites that are bound to cripple the productivity of nearly every female office worker that stumbles by them. Thanks to Noah, no longer do you need to scour all corners of the internet to get your fix when it comes to Sneezing or Snoozing puppies. He has gone ahead and taken the work out of the hunt, and given the world…you guessed it…SneezingPuppies.com and SnoozingPuppies.com. And to make it even easier, he has named the URLs in such a way that there is no confusion as to which is which.

Though it may seem otherwise, I am not mocking these sites. They will be a minor hit, I have no doubt. As I commented on his post, this sort of stuff freezes girls in their web tracks, they can’t consume enough of this content. Web porn for girls is videos and pictures of puppies, not of hunky dudes, so don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.