Happy New Year
A list of Five potentially novel new year’s resolutions, from 5ives.com
- authentically behave as though you’re living in an unending Ronnie James Dio song
- renounce thermodynamics as prideful conceit borne of modern secular culture
- eat only animals that have appeared in Richard Scarry illustrations
- lick unused cutlery whenever people aren’t looking
- finally finish building backyard shrine to Karen Black
See you in 2008.
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