Happy New Year
A list of Five potentially novel new year’s resolutions, from 5ives.com
authentically behave as though you’re living in an unending Ronnie James Dio song
renounce thermodynamics as prideful conceit borne of modern secular culture
eat only animals that have appeared in Richard Scarry illustrations
lick unused cutlery whenever people aren’t looking
finally finish building backyard shrine to Karen Black
See you [...]

