http://andrewteman.org/blog/2007/08/15/waiting-in-lines-for-bars/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:41:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 http://andrewteman.org/blog/2007/08/15/waiting-in-lines-for-bars/#comment-56581 Eric Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:04:32 +0000 http://andrewteman.org/blog/2007/08/15/waiting-in-lines-for-bars/#comment-56581 I love to wait in lines at bars and then, when I get into the bar, I love to be pressed up against all the hot, sweaty people and wait in another line to pay $6 for a flat beer that the dude next to me makes me spill all over the other dude next to me who then starts to flex his beer muscles and challenges me to a dick-off. I also love to write gigantic run-on sentences and to poke my eyes with steaming hot butter knives. It's just good, ol' fashioned fun! I love to wait in lines at bars and then, when I get into the bar, I love to be pressed up against all the hot, sweaty people and wait in another line to pay $6 for a flat beer that the dude next to me makes me spill all over the other dude next to me who then starts to flex his beer muscles and challenges me to a dick-off. I also love to write gigantic run-on sentences and to poke my eyes with steaming hot butter knives. It’s just good, ol’ fashioned fun!

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