It is May 21, 2007. Today I turn 29.
29 is almost 30.
It feels sort of like 28 was the waiting room, and 29 is the part where you wait by yourself in the doctors office in your underwear, and at 30, the doctor comes in, looks at his clipboard and says:
“Well I’ll tell you what you’ve got here. You’re old”.
It isn’t that bad, just one of those birthdays where you have some mixed feelings, I would imagine at 30, the feelings are a lot less mixed. Who knows. On the bright side, this is going to be my 10th prime numbered birthday, and I am only one more year away from suiting up for an over 30 soccer league and being the youngest guy there, so I’ve got that going for me.
Oh, and also turning 29 today? Porn star Brianna Banks. Thats worth something, no?
May 21st, 2007 at 8:52 am
Happy birthday to you and Brianna.
May 21st, 2007 at 8:56 am
Happy Birthday. Thanks for pointing out that I’m old. Bastard.
May 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
5 + 6 = 11.
28 + 1 = old.
Enjoy the last year in your 20s. It’s all downhill from there, if you can’t tell by my 30 year old soccer play and gut development. Although your decay started around 26. So, maybe age means nothing.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
According to our league page, I have 15 goals in 4 games this season, and you trail me with 9 goals in 4 games…so my decay may have started at 26, but it has been a slow decay!
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Yo happy birthday dude! Mine was earlier this month, too. Nice to know I share a birth month with at least one porn star!