In case you weren’t content with rubbing your bottle tops on the bottom of your filthy sandals before putting your mouth on those very same bottle tops only moments later, you can now store your beverages and pour them directly from your fouled footwear.

This is completely retarded, don’t buy these unless you are an ass. That’s all.


March 23rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
All I can think of is Fenway urinals.
March 24th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I think this product will get some traction with the high school crowd. I can still remember some of my friends forgetting in the morning that their contact lens solution bottle was actually full of alcohol.
March 28th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Looks like Cory Doctorow was late to the party with this invention. It just hit Boing Boing yesterday: http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/27/sandals_with_builtin.html