For the past few months, you may have noticed posts slowing down, and things getting a bit stale around here. Maybe you haven’t. Who cares really.

ANYWAYS, I am looking to overhaul this site, and change some things up a bit. The design for one needs to be re-tooled from the ground up, and I am looking for some help doing it. I am not talking BIG budget here, but I will pay a few shekels to the person that can hook me up with a sweet new wordpress design. And for what it is worth, I will sweeten the deal by saying that you can permanently brand your logo/link/whatever on the sidebar of the site, and I will commit an entire post to covering your general awesomeness.

I am looking for something slick, and fresh…and oh god…oh god…WEB 2.0-ish (GAG GAG GAG VOMIT GAY BLEAGH). I have a good sense of what I want, I just don’t have the design chops and CSS wizardry to make it so.

To be honest, seeing this is what inspired me. I liiiiike.

Someone, help me out and throw me a line. Bear in mind that I have basically no patience whatsoever, so I am looking to crank something out ASAP.