Archive - September, 2006

America’s Next Top Model Winners – Season 7

Giddyup, it’s time for America’s Next Top Model, Season Seven (ANTMSS for those in the know). As usual, I will not be watching the show, instead spending my time integrating my likeness into the newly launched Virtual Laguna Beach, in hopes of cultivating a fake relationship with a vapid and pixelated priss, only to break it off when we go away to virtual college. ANYWAYS, here are my picks.

1) Megan – As always, there is one that grabbed me right away. There is always one that has what I call “model face” and this year it is Megan. She is pixie-riffic looking, and just has that model look. I will also take a side bet (again, not knowing this for sure) that her name is pronounced MEEGIN instead of MEH-GAN. Odds of winning, 5-2.

2) Megg – The second thing that always happens on ANTM, and is bound to happen on ANTMSS, is that one girl who looks like a complete wretching mess in her intro photos, cleans up and photographs like a god damned supermodel, to the point where it literally looks like two different people. This time around, it’s Megg. Take a look at the main photo with all of the models laying around. She is the one on the bottom, second in from the left She sticks out right away, but then her intro photos make you want to pull that ghastly tube top up over her stupid face. She is a dark horse, but has a real shot given how she looks when cleaned up. Odds of winning, 8-1.

3) CariDee - Token blonde, and not much more to say. CariDee is a triple threat though…she looks dumb, she looks like she thinks she is way hotter than she is, and she is from North Dakota. These things are not to be underestimated when one is looking for a top model. She is a long shot though, and she looks like a jackass in the main photo, all done up, which is worrisome. Odds of winning, 20-1.

There it is folks. See you in 11 weeks, let me know how it goes!

Epileptic Seizure Elmo

It’s finally here.

He’s still red, fuzzy and really ticklish, but now Elmo’s laughing fits have him slapping his knee, falling to the floor, rolling over and pounding his arm.


Link.

Trent Lipinksi 2.0

When I first saw this, back a few months, it irked me. A few friends of mine asked me what I thought at the time, and I expressed my frustration with people like this that do no legwork, and then throw out half baked articles based on idiotic assumptions and theories. I lamented that the real issue was people finding the article and digesting it as truth, as the only thing lazier and stupider than a person with a blog, is often the person reading it, therein was the real danger in this sort of thing. The mini-dustup was short lived though, as the article went away as quickly as it appeared. Aside from a few two-bit forums and blogs,no one seemed to pick it up, read it, pay attention to it, or show much interest in this low budget, research-less attempt to stir up some e-dust. Probably because it was poorly written, wrought with inaccuracies, borderline libelous, and inflammatory merely for the sake of being inflammatory.

Then this week it reappeared, and thanks to Valleywag, people took more notice this time around.

Without getting into a full on paragraph by paragraph dissection of the “article” (which will come later this week or early next), I just want to say that for the first time, I am disappointed with, and disheartened by citizen journalism and it’s effects on the perception of everything from politics, to people, to websites and businesses. I have had the discussion on the state and future of the media many times, with many people, and have always been on the side of the blogger, extolling the virtues of the mass media being replaced by the mob media – but with articles like this, where I know that they are damaging in their untruths, and where there is no system of checks and balances, and no accountability, I am questioning my stance and feeling on the issue for the first time.

Using incendiary terms like “spam” and “spyware”, followed by torrid tales of unrelated people working for non-connected companies, in completely different fields, in an effort to discredit those who work for and worked for MySpace and the associated companies, is not only lame, but it is irresponsible journalism. Trent clearly gets an F for research, a C+ for composition, and an A- for shit stirring on this one.

In an effort to give Trent the benefit of the doubt, I have sent him an email asking him to share his sources for the article, and to back up some of these claims and connections he makes. We’ll see what he says, but I am not holding my breath. Frankly, and this is just my own personal speculation, I would wager that former eUniverse CEO Brad Greenspan greased the wheels on this one. After all, he was the source of the internal emails, and Trent’s article, and his video blog on the topic, seem oddly sympathetic to Greenspan’s cause…which is an unusually lonely place to be. Brad also has an axe to grind with nearly everyone involved in the success of the company, and has been none too shy in the past about grinding said axe in public. I can’t say for sure he is in cahoots here, but it certainly wouldn’t blow me away if he was.

Oh, and Trent, if you are reading this, here is what an actual article, complete with references looks like.

Harvey Danger Returns

Harvey Danger, the band behind one of my favorite one hit wonder songs of all time, seems to be resurfacing of late. I got an email from Barsuk records today announcing the upcoming release of “Little Round Mirrors“, and then saw in British Accents Newsletter, that they will be playing Great Scott in Allston October 5th.

Given how great Flagpole Sitta is on the radio, or even when done by some low rent cover band at your local bar, I have to imagine that they will crank out a pretty solid rendition of this track live. I just might check this one out.

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