Giddyup, it’s time for America’s Next Top Model, Season Seven (ANTMSS for those in the know). As usual, I will not be watching the show, instead spending my time integrating my likeness into the newly launched Virtual Laguna Beach, in hopes of cultivating a fake relationship with a vapid and pixelated priss, only to break it off when we go away to virtual college. ANYWAYS, here are my picks.
1) Megan - As always, there is one that grabbed me right away. There is always one that has what I call “model face” and this year it is Megan. She is pixie-riffic looking, and just has that model look. I will also take a side bet (again, not knowing this for sure) that her name is pronounced MEEGIN instead of MEH-GAN. Odds of winning, 5-2.
2) Megg - The second thing that always happens on ANTM, and is bound to happen on ANTMSS, is that one girl who looks like a complete wretching mess in her intro photos, cleans up and photographs like a god damned supermodel, to the point where it literally looks like two different people. This time around, it’s Megg. Take a look at the main photo with all of the models laying around. She is the one on the bottom, second in from the left She sticks out right away, but then her intro photos make you want to pull that ghastly tube top up over her stupid face. She is a dark horse, but has a real shot given how she looks when cleaned up. Odds of winning, 8-1.
3) CariDee - Token blonde, and not much more to say. CariDee is a triple threat though…she looks dumb, she looks like she thinks she is way hotter than she is, and she is from North Dakota. These things are not to be underestimated when one is looking for a top model. She is a long shot though, and she looks like a jackass in the main photo, all done up, which is worrisome. Odds of winning, 20-1.
There it is folks. See you in 11 weeks, let me know how it goes!
September 22nd, 2006 at 9:39 am
Why is it Teman that you always like the boyish ones? Well, the fact that I even engage in this conversation makes me just as guilty as you. My vote goes to Brooke - the one truly hot girl of the bunch. I’m a fan of Jada’s rack, but her face is busted.
October 6th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
I had the same first pick as you but then i had brooke and caridee, Megan was adorable!
October 24th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I had liked A J and Brooke But now A J is gone, for me now it is Brooke.
This season the models are very commercial.The don’t look like Top models.
Please transform them cause I’ve not seen who will win
December 6th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Melrose is a awsome modle and has tuns of graet photes is one of the best modles I’ve ever seen
December 8th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I wish Eugena could have won, but, id rather have Caridee, than that phony, fake Melrose. Good job Eugena and Caridee.
December 9th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
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March 4th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
I love cari dee
March 21st, 2007 at 6:43 am
i love melrose becuase she deserve’s to be the winner..honest…..
April 2nd, 2007 at 3:09 pm
This season is really boring to me. All of the models are not as pretty as the former girls, and they don’t have a lot of spunk. Plus, I hate Tyra with brown hair and I miss Janice!
June 26th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I went to school with brooke… Keller High School Woot Woot! Anyways… I really thought I was going to root for her but I seriously thought she could have done way better. I mean Brooke is pretty… and thats it… I dont think she would make it big in the industry. I was rooting for Michelle the entire time!