Giddyup, it’s time for America’s Next Top Model, Season Seven (ANTMSS for those in the know). As usual, I will not be watching the show, instead spending my time integrating my likeness into the newly launched Virtual Laguna Beach, in hopes of cultivating a fake relationship with a vapid and pixelated priss, only to break it off when we go away to virtual college. ANYWAYS, here are my picks.
1) Megan – As always, there is one that grabbed me right away. There is always one that has what I call “model face” and this year it is Megan. She is pixie-riffic looking, and just has that model look. I will also take a side bet (again, not knowing this for sure) that her name is pronounced MEEGIN instead of MEH-GAN. Odds of winning, 5-2.
2) Megg – The second thing that always happens on ANTM, and is bound to happen on ANTMSS, is that one girl who looks like a complete wretching mess in her intro photos, cleans up and photographs like a god damned supermodel, to the point where it literally looks like two different people. This time around, it’s Megg. Take a look at the main photo with all of the models laying around. She is the one on the bottom, second in from the left She sticks out right away, but then her intro photos make you want to pull that ghastly tube top up over her stupid face. She is a dark horse, but has a real shot given how she looks when cleaned up. Odds of winning, 8-1.
3) CariDee - Token blonde, and not much more to say. CariDee is a triple threat though…she looks dumb, she looks like she thinks she is way hotter than she is, and she is from North Dakota. These things are not to be underestimated when one is looking for a top model. She is a long shot though, and she looks like a jackass in the main photo, all done up, which is worrisome. Odds of winning, 20-1.
There it is folks. See you in 11 weeks, let me know how it goes!