A Cingular Rebuttal

Judging by the heinously poor wording, and scatter-shot, non-sensical insults, I can only assume this is a comment from someone who mans one of the Cingular carts in the middle of the local mall. It is a solid effort, but calling someone a “fag”, an “ass hole”, and a “fucking idiot” is a dead giveaway…these are the words of a Cingular employee.

your dumb ass! you should of not left Cingular in the first place. your an idiot for even thinking that a Cingular store would be able to help you. Your just a needy idiot that wants things done. And ofcourse with that attitude no one wants to help you. You are a AT&T refugee, so deal with it. you dont like it… Tough! thats life. Some other company is going to fuck you in the ass no matter what. Remember, money talks, bullshit walks. So before you complain about your own stupidity, you AT&T idiot, check your self before you wreck yourself. People like you get taken advantage everywhere. Cingular is just the first company, sure enough im going to find another website with you complaining about something stupid like… The salvation army and how there prices tear you a new ass hole. fucking idiot. I laugh at fags like you.

Aside from being a general retard, a poor writer, and a bit late to the game (the comment is on a post from nearly a year ago), this person is a complete coward. Whoever left this comment, I am calling you out. You left the name “someone” and the email address “someone@aol.com”, which is very clever, but a pussy move. If you step up and reveal who you are, I will give you an entire post to defend Cingular and state your case as to why I am just a “needy idiot”.

I will be waiting, and checking myself, so as to not risk wrecking myself.

  • http://worcester.typepad.com/pc4media Peter Caputa

    LOL. That kids a tool box.

    Can I write a post on your blog about how you are a needy idiot?

  • http://www.andrewteman.org Andrew

    No, but you are welcomed to cover that topic ad nauseum on your site.

  • http://www.GoodFellasLLC.com Dale

    Poorly worded? Yes.

    Accurate? Probably.

    I have used Cingular, AT&T, Nextel, and now Verizon all within the last 5 years. I’d say Cingular was the worst, but they all share the common theme of poor service and/or cheating me in some way or another.

    :)

  • JoeBar

    “Check yourself before you wreck yourself”, I’d say he’s definately a little late to the game. Last time I heard that I think I was wear a pair of skidz .