This about sums it up. Via This Is Broken

Cop speak is great. You know what I am talking about. Whenever you see the local cops on the news, describing an incident, they use overly flowery and official sounding language, peppered with made up words that only the high school educated could use with a straight face. Now burgle and burgled are two of […]

Absoutely hilarious. Link.

Here is a s ample C&D letter that MySpace is sending to anyone using a domain containing “myspace” in the url for commercial purposes…
To whom it may concern:
MySpace, Inc. (”MySpace”) is a Delaware corporation that operates an online community at www.MySpace.com under the federally registered trademark MYSPACE (Reg. No. 2,911,041). We are writing to […]