Comment Of The Year

It isn’t often that a comment is so good, that it actually needs to be brought to light in its own post, but something that just came in from “Bryan” was too good to not share. It seems that any time I post something about TV (America’s Next Top Model for instance), that the comments get heated and passionate real quick. This comment came attached to a very dull and boring post about the UPN and WB merger.

CAN YOU ADD SOME OF MY FAVORITES THE CW ABC AND FOX AND NBC CAN YOU PUT THE OC ON MON ON THE 7TH HEAVEN TIME SLOT AND BONES ON TUESDAY GIMORE GIRLS TIMEON SLOT ON WEDNESDAY WHAT ABOUT BRIAN ON ONE TREE HILL TIME SLOT PEPPER DENNIS ON RIGHT AFTER BONES MODERN MEN RIGHT AFTER WHAT ABOUT BRIAN ON THURSDAY SMALLVILLE AND AQUAMAN RIGHT AFTER SMALLVILL ON FRIDAY SHE SAID HE ON WHAT I LIKE AOUT YOU TIME HOPE AND FAITH REBA FREDDIE ON SATURDAY SUPERNATURAL WINDFALL VERONICA MARS ON SUNDAYS LIVING WITH FRAN ON CHARMED TOME SLOT BEDFORD DIARIES

I think what is so fascinating, is that although this comment just reeks of crazy, and is in all caps comprising one long run on “sentence”…that this person has very very specific plans as to how the entire programming schedule would best be laid out. On one hand, I want to mock this person’s nuttiness, and on the other, I want to commend their attention to detail when it comes to meticulously scheduling un-watchable shows on a defunct network.

All caps, all one sentence, all crazy. As Bill Simmons would say, “these are my readers”.

  • http://imlinkdump.com/ boobs mcflavor

    CAN YOU PLEASE DELETE YOUR SITE FROM THE INTERNET IT IS SERIOUSLY THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN PERHAPS YOU COULD OPEN A SITE ABOUT CHEESE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE PREFERABLE TO READING YOUR BRAIN DIARREAHA A SITE ABOUT CATS WOULD ALSO WORK PERHAPS CATS AND CHEESE PUT TOGETHER ANYTHING BUT THIS

  • P. Tard

    RUN ON SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS ARE ALWAYS CRAZY ALWAYS FUNNY BUT WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN ALL CAPS IT ALSO INDICATES THAT THEIR JOHNSON IS PROBABLY IN THEIR HAND WHILE THEY ARE OBSESSIVELY TYPING

  • http://punkystyle.com punky

    your so right…all the crazys type in caps

  • Tom Buckley

    i always associated all lower caps wioth funny spelling errors being the sure sign of inernet masturbatory postings.