Are tiny (ya know, from the roids), and the balls that he hits out of the park, are valuable. My ass, along with the asses of 3 friends, will be occupying some front row, right field bleacher seats at AT&T park tomorrow night, and I am ready to catch a Barry Bonds home run ball. Granted he has hit a whopping ONE home run this year, but I am going to assume that he will knock 5 out of the park tonight, and that I will catch the 715th career blast. It could happen.
I’ll let you know how it turns out.