Archive | April, 2006
Barry Bond’s Balls
Are tiny (ya know, from the roids), and the balls that he hits out of the park, are valuable. My ass, along with the asses of 3 friends, will be occupying some front row, right field bleacher seats at AT&T park tomorrow night, and I am ready to catch a Barry Bonds home run ball. [...]
Continue reading...Boston Apartment Brokers
23. April 2006
As of this June 30th, I need to relocate, once again, to a new apartment somewhere within the greater Boston area. And with relocation to a new rental unit within any of the country’s larger metropolitan areas, comes the great pleasure that is dealing with the apartment brokers that control most of the rental marketplace [...]
Continue reading...Diet Plan Wanted
14. April 2006
I’m not fat. Far from it in fact. I am about 5′8, maybe 155, in decent shape. However, since college, where I was on the men’s soccer team and forced to work out a minimum of 2 hours per day, I have put on a few pounds and lost that slim and sleek peak form [...]
Continue reading...Please Trade Me Now F*ggot
14. April 2006
Relax relax, I am just quoting a infamously off-color remark uttered on the public airwaves by former Boston third baseman, and card carrying homophobe, Mr. Shea Hillenbrand shortly before he was shipped out of town by Theo Epstein. See, in addition to being an incredibly non-descript and mediocre baseball player, Shea is a first-class idiot. [...]
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Updates From Twitter 
- Michael Jackson Breaking “Weather” News. Huh? http://flic.kr/p/6BkCm3 #
- The cashier at Starbucks gave me 5 Panamanian Centesimos instead of a nickel for change today. I guess this isn’t actually that interesting. #
- Heading to @tentables in JP for dinner. Still my favorite Boston restaurant. #
- Julie and I saw this video on TV last night and it cracked us up. http://bit.ly/lJ9i1 #
- This is so lame. Why is there always some dink that complains about stuff like this and ruins things for everyone? http://bit.ly/lgaaD #
- New Flickr Photo: Sad Weather http://flic.kr/p/6B8EzC #
- I can’t believe my soccer game tonight is still on. I guess it’s a turf field, but still. Looking forward to playing if we get to. #
- This is awesome. Some cool baseball info-graphics http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/ #
- I think I consume way too much sodium. #
- Good thing this drought is over. #
- I never realized Jordan’s Furniture was a Berkshire Hathaway company. #
- @LESPALIER Glad to see another beer night coming up in August. The last one was awesome! #
- Semi-invented salad for dinner: red onion, shrimp, strawberries, almonds, blue cheese, balsamic, salad greens #
24. April 2006
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