Are tiny (ya know, from the roids), and the balls that he hits out of the park, are valuable. My ass, along with the asses of 3 friends, will be occupying some front row, right field bleacher seats at AT&T park tomorrow night, and I am ready to catch a Barry Bonds home run ball. […]

As of this June 30th, I need to relocate, once again, to a new apartment somewhere within the greater Boston area. And with relocation to a new rental unit within any of the country’s larger metropolitan areas, comes the great pleasure that is dealing with the apartment brokers that control most of the rental marketplace […]

I’m not fat. Far from it in fact. I am about 5′8, maybe 155, in decent shape. However, since college, where I was on the men’s soccer team and forced to work out a minimum of 2 hours per day, I have put on a few pounds and lost that slim and sleek peak form […]

Relax relax, I am just quoting a infamously off-color remark uttered on the public airwaves by former Boston third baseman, and card carrying homophobe, Mr. Shea Hillenbrand shortly before he was shipped out of town by Theo Epstein. See, in addition to being an incredibly non-descript and mediocre baseball player, Shea is a first-class idiot. […]