Quicktime 7.0 WITHOUT iTunes

March 17, 2006 in Uncategorized with 11 Comments

My relationship with Apple is love/hate. I love the iPod, and I kind of hate everything else about Apple. I hate their stupid overpriced products, I hate Steve Jobs, I hate Macs, and I hate most people who cream their jeans every time Apple announces that they are releasing a “newer powerbook” with an extra pixel on the screen, and an extra byte of memory, and that the last Powerbook that came out on Tuesday is now not only incompatible with the non Mac world, but also embarrassingly obsolete.

People at Apple like to wear all black, design in all white, and fuck with people for laughs and for profit. So not surprisingly, it is not easy to get Quicktime player without getting iTunes bundled with it. In fact, for the average schmuck that is hit with the “you need Quicktime 7 for this, and if you don’t have it, you are a giant asshole” message when trying to watch a video, it is damn near impossible.

Hey you giant gaywad Apple fucktards, I don’t want iTunes, I want Quicktime. I HAVE iTunes you knobs, and if I wanted iTunes, I would download iTunes…you turtleneck wearing, pretentious donkey raping shit eaters. Don’t tack 14 MB’s worth of crap that I don’t want onto my download…just give me Quicktime.

ANYWAYS…for those that want the standalone download of Quicktime, here it is. I couldn’t find it linked off of the Apple site, but I am *assuming* it is there somewhere. Enjoy.

  • Petard

    Apple should know by now not to get between Teman and his porn.

  • http://geeksaresexy.blogspot.com [Geeks Are Sexy] Tech. News

    Welcome to the club, I never really liked apple myself. Ok, I’m a PC guy, and one of the fact that made me hate Apple that much is that people that own a MAC keep yelling in the ears of PC people about Why their platform are SO much better. whatever.

    iTunes sucks also.. Why don’t you use winamp with the iPod pluggin instead? :) http://www.mlipod.com/index.php

    Cheers!

  • feh

    U sir are a total and complete fucktard. We don’t care that u hate apple, love touching children or cry when u think about what your unkle did to you.
    If however, you were to finally put and end to your pointless life, please be sure to capture that on webcam and post your suicide note for us to read.

    Regards,

    The World

  • http://www.andrewteman.org Andrew

    Feh,

    Seriously, BEST COMMENT EVER. It’s a shame you didn’t leave a name or email address, we have prizes for brilliance like that. WELL DONE SIR.

  • http://www.eirikso.com eirikso

    You are not alone. Half a year ago I posted this article on my blog:
    http://eirikso.com/2005/06/09/installing-quicktime-without-itunes/

    …and ever since one of the top searches on Google that pipes people to my little publication is the search for “quicktime without iTunes”…

  • Jokermage

    you turtleneck wearing, pretentious donkey raping shit eaters. Don’t tack 14 MB’s worth of crap that I don’t want onto my download…just give me Quicktime.

    Amen!

  • Richard

    Thanks so much! I needed QT7, but I had NO interest in iTunes!

  • http://www.eternal-network.net MasterX

    Thanks for that find i couldn’t get Itunes with quicktime to install on my older laptop.

    Apple is getting realy anoying anyone want to join me in over throwning the tops?

  • Gery Greyhound

    Thank you, friend!

    I don’t know why Adobe Flash CS3 requires QT7 to encode a DV AVI movie into flash video format, but i hope it will work with this.

  • Robert

    Thanks man, i was looking for qucktime without iTune.

  • STUART WEBSTER

    apple is rotten to the core, overpricing is one thing but blinding the public with shiny new toys that you cant replace is the last straw, i hate i pods, get free progs from the net to allow you to drag and drop instead of being stuck with money tunes ………………………………………………………long live bill gates, and all who sail on him……