My relationship with Apple is love/hate. I love the iPod, and I kind of hate everything else about Apple. I hate their stupid overpriced products, I hate Steve Jobs, I hate Macs, and I hate most people who cream their jeans every time Apple announces that they are releasing a “newer powerbook” with an extra pixel on the screen, and an extra byte of memory, and that the last Powerbook that came out on Tuesday is now not only incompatible with the non Mac world, but also embarrassingly obsolete.

People at Apple like to wear all black, design in all white, and fuck with people for laughs and for profit. So not surprisingly, it is not easy to get Quicktime player without getting iTunes bundled with it. In fact, for the average schmuck that is hit with the “you need Quicktime 7 for this, and if you don’t have it, you are a giant asshole” message when trying to watch a video, it is damn near impossible.

Hey you giant gaywad Apple fucktards, I don’t want iTunes, I want Quicktime. I HAVE iTunes you knobs, and if I wanted iTunes, I would download iTunes…you turtleneck wearing, pretentious donkey raping shit eaters. Don’t tack 14 MB’s worth of crap that I don’t want onto my download…just give me Quicktime.

ANYWAYS…for those that want the standalone download of Quicktime, here it is. I couldn’t find it linked off of the Apple site, but I am *assuming* it is there somewhere. Enjoy.

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