Archive - February, 2006

Self Depricating Part Time Jew

I like to poke fun at Jews. I do so because I am 50% full of the blood of the chosen people. It’s like Dave Chapelle calling everyone a nigga. He’s black, so it’s all good. Ok, maybe that makes very little sense, but I think you understand the point. Stereotypes are funny because they are often true, and no one has a stranglehold on both comedy of the self deprecating variety, and on stereotypes, like the Jews.

One of my favorite Seinfeld episodes is the one where Tim Whatley (the dentist) converts to Judaism, and Jerry is suspicious that he has done so only for the jokes, more specifically the chance to tell Jew jokes without guilt. When asked by his Rabbi if this offends Jerry as a Jew, he retorts “No, it offends me as a comedian!”…great line.

ANYWAYS, I am here in a Starbucks somewhere in the Lincoln Road area in Miami Beach. Every other person that comes in is either gay, Latin, a model, Jewish, or a combination of the first three. I tend to think there aren’t many gay, Latin, Jew models here…but who knows, I could be mistaken. Miami Beach is to the Jews what the Jersey Shore is to Italians. It is their warm weather Mecca (yes, I said Mecca to describe where JEWS would go…terrible terrible irony and poor choice of analogy, but whatever…this post is hardly pc as it is). So not surprisingly, within a few blocks of me, there is a Jewish school, complete with Jewish Bus covered in all kinds of funny phrases and graphics that make it some sort of weird hybrid of a synagogue and the book mobile. There are also quite a few signs on the local streets pointing locals and tourists toward the “Jewish Museum”. I snapped a photo of one of these signs, and posted it to Flickr with a sarcastic, and what I thought was funny, comment.


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When I logged on this morning to rotate and delete some photos, I noticed that someone had added it as a favorite. I thought it was cool, so I popped over to the person’s profile, happy to know that someone got my sense of humor enough to find comedy in similar places, and to see what sort of similarly funny items he or she may have within his or her Flickr account. What I saw when I clicked over, was a collection of horrific and sad photos outlining brutal war and cultural protests along with an odd collection of Jewish themed and terrorism themed photos.

The photographer is listed as being from Brooklyn, and given the evidence contained within some of the photos and set names, along with his place of residence, I am going to *assume* that he is a Jew. The real kind, not the poser kind like me.

Anyways, it got me wondering what made him select my photo as a favorite. Looking over some of the other photos within the set, I doubt it was for my comic stylings. Maybe unlike Jerry, he had the opposite reaction and this photo and caption did not offend him as a budding comedian, but as a Jew.

I guess the point here is that we live in an interesting time. With such an incredible globalization happening, and with the widening reach of the Internet and the media, offending items and stereotype laden jokes can spread with blazing speed, and as we have seen recently, can blow up into giant misunderstandings that end up creating dangerous situations. It can be so easy to misunderstand things and to take them out of context….such as that photo and comment. Anyone who has met me, knows that I joke, and would see the humor in that immediately…but pulled out of my head and into someone else’s Flickr group, and viewed within that context, it can quickly take on a different meaning.

I still think it’s funny.

Flying Solo

I like to travel alone sometimes. In fact, I am doing so now. This post comes to you live, from my laptop, in an undisclosed location, some 1,500 miles from my home in Boston, where I have decided to take 5 days on my own to stare at some green water, white sands, and palm trees. When I first planned this trip a couple of weeks ago, I got a lot of the same question from nearly everyone when I told them that I would be taking some R&R time…”Who are you going with?”. When I said “no one”, I would get some odd stares, and then a shoulder shrug suggesting that although the idea sounded a little mad, it wasn’t that strange.

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Regardless (or IRREGAHDLESS as they say at home) of what others may say about traveling solo, I highly recommend it. No disrespect to those who normally travel with me, but there is something about being away from home, in a strange place, alone, that is exciting and relaxing at the same time. I like to wander around at my leisure, seeing and doing things that I want to see and do, and not seeing or doing things that I don’t want to see or do, just because someone else might see or do them. I know that sounds selfish, and I guess it is…but once in a while, everyone needs to be selfish…and for me, selfish time was scheduled from February 23rd through February 28. And I am enjoying it thoroughly.

Vaykayshun

Starts tomorrow…

vacation

WTF? Chance of rain? WEAK.

Weasel Balls

People send me a lot of stupid links. And by “people” I mean Jimbo. ANYWAYS, this one came from Jimbo via IM today and I thought it was worth posting here. If you are looking for a five minute break today, it is definitely worth reading all about Weasel Balls and the Weasel Ball business. No one can every accuse these guys of being unfocused… “At Weaselballs.com, we have a pretty niche business. We sell weasel balls, and that’s all. ”


Possibly the best paragraph on the site, is entitled “Bragging Rights” and is as follows:

All your life you have wanted to order something from a website called WeaselBalls.com. That day has arrived. If you order more than one, you can tell everybody you know that you “bought some weasel balls off of the internet.” The story alone is worth the purchase price several times over. If you so desire, we will write, at no cost to you “CAUTION: WEASEL BALLS INSIDE” on the outside of the box. We are completely 100% serious. Your mail carrier will think you are so awesome. If you desire to be less awesome, we can mask the fact that you just ordered something from a website called WeaselBalls.com. We will work with you to fulfill your Weasel Ball needs.

More WeaselBall madness here.

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