So far, in two consecutive seasons, I have accurately predicted the winner of America’s Next Top Model within 5 minutes of watching the first episode. Mind you, that for both seasons, the first 5 minutes of the first episode was mostly all that I saw. ANYWAYS…my girlfriend and her co-workers are un-naturally obsessed with America’s Next Top Model, and today, asked me to pick this seasons winner. To that end, here are the winners of America’s Next Top Model, 2005, revealed, courtesy of AndrewTeman.org.

Here are your contestants.

I have to go with the three that instantly stand out. The rest are just your garden variety pretty girls. These three pop right out.

1) Kim (my Pick) - She jumps out number one. She has the model look right out of the box (pun very much intended). Of all the girls, if you told me she was a supermodel already, I would believe you. HOWEVER, she looks too much like the mohawk girl that one two seasons ago, so I don’t know if they will go that way again. If they don’t consider past winners, and actually pick the best girl, she is the one. (odds 3-2)

2) Nicole - She is the one that will win if the judges DO consider past winners and skip past Kim. She kind of has that aloof model look. And she is pasty and a bit plain. This is good for being a model. I hear she is crazy which is not only good for being a model, but is required. (odds 4-1)

3) Jayla - Maybe it is that stupid blue shirt, but her eyes grab you right away. She might be the prettiest, or most appealing…not sure, but she stands out in the crowd. However, I think she looks too ethnic, and I think her chest is too big. This, unlike the pasty skin, is bad for being a model. Unless you are Tyra Banks, then all bets are off…ya know, since she is not pasty and she has huge bombs. (odds 10-1)

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