Every now and again, I take a peek at my referrer logs and always go straight to the search phrases. Always some gold in there. Here are my favorites from the month so far….
“teens that like to fuck”
“military combat boots stories gay”
“pussy with cheese inside”
“corn nuts bust a nut”
“application wal-mart.com”
“ken having sex with barbie and barbie gets pregnant with kelly”
“roll off dumpsters bangor maine”
“god came from teman”
“hott male buns”
“how to manage a night club”
“all nude sports championships”
“worcester is crappy”
“cheeseburger pussy”
“muck fichigan”
“the weather in florida sucks”
“no i dont eat meat shirt”
“why does my website suck”
“meaning of the phrase bunch of tools”
“queer as folk sex screenshots”
I think I have been completely over-estimating my audience. Apparently I am reaching stupid, gay porn loving, hornballs with crappy websites.
August 10th, 2005 at 7:20 am
This is hilarious. Thanks - this is a nice first reading for my morning.
August 14th, 2005 at 7:36 pm
Are you sure you didn’t look up my readers by accident?
August 16th, 2005 at 10:31 pm
This whole post is just a cheap ploy at getting more traffic from the search engines… I love it, I might do the same. It is sort of like my Brazil’s Bikin Girls post.