Archive - July, 2005

iTunes And The Mix CD

Finally. It took me 10 full weeks of careful selection. Some hits, some misses, some singles, some albums, a little of everything…but I finally burnt through the $100 or so I had in iTunes money from my birthday this past May. The final 10 or so were comprised of random selections from bands that I have wanted to check out, but have yet to. Some off of recommendations from friends, some from iTunes “also bought” engine, some from Pitchfork, Blender, MTV2, some were just songs I liked and wanted to buy. After nearly 100 new songs, here were the final purchases, all smooshed into one neat little mix cd.

Maybe You Can Owe Me – Architecture In Helsinki
Sweet Spots – The Fiery Furnaces
You Owe Me an IOU – Hot Hot Heat
Oh My God – Kaiser Chiefs
All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers
Hot Topic – Le Tigre
Death of a Salesman – Low
On the Run – Mark Ronson, Mos Def & M.O.P.
The Corner – Common & The Last Poets
Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
Evil – Interpol
Move Along – The All-American Rejects

Chuck Klosterman – Killing Yourself To Live

Killing Yourself to Live : 85% of a True StoryI was recently asked by a promotional company if I wanted to read and review the new Chuck Klosterman book, Killing Yourself to Live : 85% of a True Story, in exchange for a free copy. Since I was at least 85% likely to buy this book at the local Border’s anyways, I happily accepted. I was excited when the book arrived overnight, and I immediately dove in.

Killing Yourself To Live is the expansion to book form of an article that Klosterman was writing for Spin Magazine in mid 2003. The article centered on the tragic deaths of famous rockers, and looked deeper into the ultimate impact of those deaths on the recognition of said rocker’s careers and legacies as a whole. Though more about his “relationships” with three woman, and his cross country travels, than the death of rockstars, this book is classic Klosterman. Now I understand that it is entirely debateable whether or not someone can have their style referred to as “classic”, having only written three books, one of which was entirely made up of essays covering such topics as the social and cultural significance of The Sims and the relationship between Zach Morris and Mr. Belding on Saved By The Bell, but that is neither here nor there. The point is, that Killing Yourself To Live includes everything that makes Klosterman’s writing great. It is filled to the brim with over-indulgent pop-culture references, self-loathing, stories of failed near-romances, and gross overuse of the words “insamuch” and “unironic”. It is the kind of book that you knock out in a weekend, and then tell your friends that they should read too, only to get offended if they do not share the same enthusiasm for Klosterman’s obscure KISS references and stories about rural North Dakota.

After buring through the book in two days, I found myself wondering how I would review it. How would I sum up the book in a quick blog post, so that others could get a good sense of what this reading experience would be like, without putting together a review that read like a 7th grade book report? I ultimately thought that when explaining a book like this to others, it is less about the story, and more about the style. You either eat his writing up with a fork and spoon, or you struggle to keep it down. There is no in between.

I thought about how a common fantasy of mine is to have a soundtrack for my life. Some sort of background music that plays automatically at various points in one’s life, so as to further emphasize whatever emotions are happening as a result of being in whatever particular situation they I am in. It would be a world where every important moment in my life would be not unlike any episode of The OC, minus Mischa Barton and that gay dark-haired kid. I thought about how this soundtrack would only cover the very emotionally important moments, and that the in between would all be filled in with the normal dialouge and ambient sounds of normal life…except that those sounds and that dialouge would somehow be far more fascinating than they really were. Again, not unlike any given episode of the OC, and again, minus Mischa Barton and the gay dark-haired kid.

That filler dialouge, that random thinking out loud that would come sandwiched in between the overly literal and dramatic soundtrack music, would be written by Chuck Klosterman. That is in essence, what a Chuck Klosterman book is at its core. It is a glimpse into the world of a man who has a sountrack for everything he does (quite literally), and those in betweens…those dialogue and ambient sound filled times, are just made to be far more interesting than they really are.

Real Life Spam

We have all seen the AOL ads and the Dave Chapelle Internet skit, depicting what real life spam would be like. It typically takes shape as somewhat chubby white male, in a bad suit, yelling at passers by. Last night, while walking around the local shopping mall, I witnessed real life spam. To be fair, I have witnessed it many times before, but last night I finally came to the realization that it was in fact real life spam. True interruption marketing at its finest.

I am talking about the cell phone kiosks that run down the center of most malls. They are laid out from one end of the mall to the next, all about twenty feet apart, and each is staffed by college aged employees whose entire job (so it seems) is to yell at customers that happen to walk by.

“Sir! Sir! Can I talk to you about your cell phone?! Sir! Wait! We have a great deal on…”

Um, no. In fact, please return to your little cell phone corral and go back to chatting up the girls from Cinnabon. I am all set. In fact, my guess is that 99.889% of the people that walk by are all set with the cell phones that they are carrying on them, and may actually pull them out to call 911 if you get any closer.

Is this the best that they have? Gen Y hacks attacking and yelling at horrified shoppers in suburban malls? Can this possibly work for the cell phone companies? Does anyone last at this job for more than a week? The only people that this tactic can possibly benefit, are the JC Penny workers. Because every time I go to the Solomon Pond Mall, I need to cut through JC Penny simply to avoid these people. JC Penny…real life spam blockers.

Custom Wedding Invitations And Notecards

My girlfriend is a graphic designer, and a good one at that. Along with being able to crank out corporate identity items and logos for businesses, she has a real knack for producing great looking wedding designs. Invitations, thank you cards, save the date cards, etc. Everything is completely custom designed, and all of the materials handpicked from some of the best paper stores here in Boston. She spends hours on each project, making them truly unique and special, and the cost to the bride is amazingly reasonable to boot.

Just wanted to give her a plug here and put the word out to anyone that may be planning a wedding in the near future. I can personally guarantee you will be very pleased with the results.

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