Ok, so it is five minutes into the Grammys there are two things on my mind. First, I am amazed and pleased that they were somehow able to cram every crappy band on to a single stage all at once for one giant clusterfuck performance. I feel like I am ahead of the game already knowing now for sure that I will be spared full performances from each of these artists, and that is a giant relief. It really was a very impressive setup. They even had everyone playing/singing at once providing a glorious 5 minute one-hit-wonderfest that sounded like a weird grammy version of elimi-band.
Second, when is that god damned Black Eyed Peas song (Let’s Get It Started) going to be retired once and for all from opening every sporting event, political rally, and awards show? Isn’t there some sort of statute of limitations on things like this? I feel like this song is getting dangerously close to National Anthem territory in terms of it’s predetermined spot in every event ever.
Ok…one more thing. I hope this doesn’t turn into a huge Ray Charles love-in. Look, you never bought his albums or really listened to his music before. Please don’t jump on the dead artist bandwagon and start jerking him off publicly because he died and the guy from living color is up for an Oscar for his biopic. Gag me.