This stuff never gets old. Nothing is better than when a giant company makes an attempt to be cool with their marketing, only to do something that is completely moronic causing the very audience it is chasing to mock them. One of my favorite examples of this is a Wal-Mart commercial I saw some weeks back that contained a fake family made up of some wildly talented African American actors who were working hard to show us that not only do black people shop at Wal-Mart, but it is very cool to do so. In an attempt to gain some street cred, the Bentonville company has one of the actors use the line "Wal-Mart has everything I need. No diggity." I am not making this up. (incidentally, if anyone has this clip…PLEASE send it to me).
Clearly this is not an isolated incident as evidenced today when I headed over to Page2 on ESPN.com. I instantly was hit with a great McDonalds ad that can be seen below. Although I firmly believe that McDonalds is not advocating hot man on sandwich action, it is quite obvious that they did not do their homework on urban slang. If they had, it is likely that they would have realized "I’d Hit It" is not exactly the catch phrase to use when selling fast food.
January 26th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
Special Sauce?
I’d hit it.
I’m a Big Mac guy.
I like the fat bottomed Big Mac that Jared the Subway guy dumped but secretly wants to jump in a vat full of them.
January 29th, 2005 at 1:08 am
The state of advertising is indeed reaching an all time low. I won’t be hitting that cow.
January 29th, 2005 at 8:23 am
Holy crap, that has to be the funniest mistake I’ve seen in ages.
January 29th, 2005 at 3:41 pm
And.. MeFi.
January 29th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
I wonder what Rick Santorum has to say about this.
January 29th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
Someone in the McDonald’s advertising dept. needs to learn how to utilize Urban Dictionary.
January 29th, 2005 at 4:41 pm
thats hilarious
the funniest part is that i don’t know anyone who eats that crap anymore…
they are so going down…
January 29th, 2005 at 4:44 pm
Not to long ago was it Quizno’s or Subway that used the ‘ spongmonkies ‘ in their ads and confused and frighteneed everyone ?
Let’s say it was Quizno’s. They discovered that people who eat their crappy sandwiches also use the internet. Golly.
So they figured the spongmonkies ( ” what’s popular on the internet ? ” ) would go over well with their customers. It’d be better if their sandwhiches didn’t suck.
Then later at Subway, some executive idiot asks ” Well what else is popular on the internet ? ” Some one tells him ‘ Badgers ‘ So Subway produces an ad about a badger who likes their crummy sandwhiches.
January 29th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
http://adsatt.espn.go.com/ad/sponsors/mcdonalds/Jan_2005/mcdo-0024.swf
January 29th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
How did you see the ad at all with adblock.mozdev.org installed? Perhaps it should have a “funny ad” setting to let those through that you want to see…
January 30th, 2005 at 8:21 am
Hmm. here in Australia the current slogan for mcdonalds is: “I’m lovin’ it!” (presumably after the justin timberlake song that always plays in the background of the commercials…)
We have heaps of others. If i remember any more ill report it
January 30th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
I ain’t that lonely
January 30th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
I’m so glad you wrote about the wal mart ad. I remember seeing that a few months ago and when that guy said, “no diggity,” I almost choked on what I was eating.
I can just imagine the conferences held at the ad agency over exactly which “urban” phrase that actor should say.
January 31st, 2005 at 12:39 pm
I can’t stand those radio commercials with the “dudes” constantly saying: “McDonald’s Double Quarter-Pounder with Cheese burger”. I ain’t lovin’ it.
January 31st, 2005 at 1:51 pm
Well, call the ad execs stoopid if ya like but it’s got a lot of people talking, hasn’t it?
Still, it would make more sense (and be even funnier) if they used Jason Biggs instead, and had him checking out a hot apple pie…
January 31st, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Welcome to FaRk
January 31st, 2005 at 2:46 pm
When I first saw this I was sure it was a hoax. But it ain’t.
http://www.i-am-asian.com/
I especially like the pug with the t-shirt “I am Asian.”
January 31st, 2005 at 3:08 pm
What you don’t realize is that McDonalds’ supposedly poor advertising has really got everyone talking about McDonalds… which makes the ad campaign at least as good, if not better than originally planned.
January 31st, 2005 at 3:27 pm
Shit I hate McDonalds. This just proves they are nothing but a bunch of lame corp assholes. trying to be cool.
January 31st, 2005 at 3:32 pm
heh.
Peter: “I’m going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it.”
Quag: “Butter’s in the fridge!”
January 31st, 2005 at 3:37 pm
Uhm, dude, it’s != its. it’s = it is. Watch: McDonalds Wants You To F*ck It’s Sandwiches = McDonalds Wants You to F*ck It Is Sandwiches. On behalf of all the farkers visiting this article, please learn grammar.
January 31st, 2005 at 3:37 pm
Uhm, dude, it’s != its. it’s = it is. Watch: McDonalds Wants You To F*ck It’s Sandwiches = McDonalds Wants You to F*ck It Is Sandwiches. On behalf of all the farkers visiting this article, please learn grammar.
January 31st, 2005 at 4:12 pm
VH1 wants you to HIT IT too:
http://timothypedersen.com/images/VH1-HitIt.jpg
banner from:
http://www.vh1.com/mobile/ringtones/
January 31st, 2005 at 4:14 pm
I think all of you people are incorrect in thinking that the advertising was a mistake. I mean what would be better than have a double cheseburger in one hand and “hitting” another in the other. I not ashamed to admit it. Once I saw the ad I felt compelled to try. In doing so I must say it was the greatest experince in my life and I owe it all to Mc’D’s.
January 31st, 2005 at 4:21 pm
at least you don’t need any KY…
January 31st, 2005 at 6:26 pm
I remember them!
“Twosome Burger”
or were they
“Menage e Twa Burger”
I didn’t hit it with ‘em.
But I ate ‘em.
January 31st, 2005 at 6:32 pm
I just want to say that even all jacked up on Corvoissier, that is completely disgusting.
January 31st, 2005 at 7:09 pm
“Its” sandwich, not “It’s”.
The possessive “its” has no apostrophe, while the contraction “it’s” does.
January 31st, 2005 at 7:13 pm
Except, of course, that McDonalds only has white-bread buns, this gives a whole new meaning to “When a body meets a body coming through the rye.”
January 31st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Cheeseburger sex?
…
…
…
*fap fap fap*
January 31st, 2005 at 7:52 pm
stupid stupid stupid stupid
January 31st, 2005 at 7:59 pm
I’d have sex with a McDonald’s hamburger.
January 31st, 2005 at 8:39 pm
They taste like someone already has hit it….
January 31st, 2005 at 9:15 pm
Nigga plz
January 31st, 2005 at 9:40 pm
Dont have sex with hamburgers! I screwed a big mac a few weeks ago and Now I’m pregnant with chicken nuggets!
January 31st, 2005 at 9:57 pm
This is the start of a corporate urban legend, fellas. Could the marketers at McFreak Yourself(tm) be smarter than they seem? Too hip to be square, or too cunning to be hip? Indeed.
February 1st, 2005 at 12:41 am
Don’t forget my favorite example, the 2004 Old Navy commercial that says, “We’re keeping prices on the down low!”
I came here because I just read this post quoted on the NYC Burningman list. Just the text alone made me laugh so hard I scared the cats. Then I came here and saw the screenshots. Holy shit. They’re even doing the “model is carefully ‘ethnic’ yet also light-skinned so Everybody Can Relate!” thing that ad agencies have become so attached to…
February 1st, 2005 at 12:59 am
Here’s an oddly worded Mcdonald’s ad that seems to be promoting cannibalism….
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000096.php
February 1st, 2005 at 2:08 am
Walmart is wiggity wiggity wack!
February 1st, 2005 at 8:59 am
All the FARKing of the fast food must be what leads to this kind of abomination:
http://lincolnfry.typepad.com/
February 1st, 2005 at 10:19 am
I can’t believe this is true but it is! It is a dream come true =)
February 1st, 2005 at 11:25 am
Wow.
February 1st, 2005 at 12:38 pm
This is nothing but anti-corporation bigotry. Had a local coffee shop run this ad and used that phrase, I bet you guys would have thought it was nuanced.
February 1st, 2005 at 2:56 pm
I McDonald’s knows exactly what they’re doing. There are also several new billboards around town where I work that have a big picture of a Quarter Pounder with the bolded phrase “Pound One”. There’s a theme going on there, I think.
February 1st, 2005 at 3:04 pm
Brings whole new meaning to the phrase “I’m Lovin’ it.”
ha.
February 4th, 2005 at 11:39 pm
>I’d hit it.
NO DONT
February 5th, 2005 at 12:56 am
McDonalds intentionally uses the phrase to create word of mouth and buzz about the new promotion (and the misuse)
February 5th, 2005 at 1:35 am
Mike Church (blogger who invented card game, Ambition) used the occasion for a public service announcement advising against burger-fucking.
Is this the young punk’s first lunge at corporate America?
February 5th, 2005 at 4:40 pm
Q said:
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Is this the young punk’s first lunge at corporate America?>>
Actually, Mike took that bit down some time yesterday. His reason was probably that he didn’t want his Ambition blog to get mired in left-right or anti-corporate politics like everything else he does. (Recall the 2004 “Wikipedia war”, where every right-wing blogger in America was busting on some obscure card game they’d never played.)
All it said was “The Ambition underground advises against bovine necrophilia until further notice.” I wouldn’t take it for more than it’s worth. Mike’s more interested in promoting his own ideas than making a “lunge at corporate America”, anyway.
February 7th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
Um, can anyone say Whitney Houston?
February 8th, 2005 at 9:16 am
So.
Not.
Right.
February 9th, 2005 at 3:23 pm
Man,
I’d be shootin special sauce straight out of my Big Mac all over those sesame seed buns.
February 10th, 2005 at 12:04 pm
Kiss my Ass your sick on the other hand that might be a good thing!
lol
February 17th, 2005 at 4:43 pm
You know, the saddest element I can glean from this is that apparently there is NO diversity in the staff that put that campaign together. All it would have taken was ONE African-American to sniff out the problem here.
I am totally against forced diversity and multi-culturalism. This is as good an argument for how the free market will ultimately weed out businesses that are NOT diverse.
February 18th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Oh for cryin out loud do you really think that they meant for you to do this to your sandwich. Can we please move along to the next silly time that a Marketing person tries to be cute and talk about something more serious like what is in Cool Whip
February 18th, 2005 at 10:47 pm
guess their secret sauce, aint so secret anymore…
February 20th, 2005 at 1:23 am
Hahahha, that’s hilarious. I work at McDonalds and i’ve NEVER seen that before. And believe me, McDonalds is all processed foods and it’s gross.
February 21st, 2005 at 12:15 pm
Test
February 21st, 2005 at 5:23 pm
this has to be the funniest thing in the world! Although I never heard/seen either of the commercials =[
February 22nd, 2005 at 11:12 am
these large companies are getting desperate, After the great movie “Supersize ME” they need to look for something to entangle us with again, SO they try to be gangster.
March 2nd, 2005 at 10:33 pm
Don’t believe the hype.
The “supposed” controversey was factored in to the “conversational pass-through” — IOW, free word-of-mouth advertising.
In any case, regarding a McDonald’s 2xCheeseburger, wouldn’t the phrase be “I’d hit that”?
Your Friend in Jesus,
March 3rd, 2005 at 11:55 am
I’m thinking it wasn’t intentional, instead, perhaps this is a localized [peculiar to a certain neighboorhood] utilization of the “I’d hit it/that/that a55″ dealio — for example, it was not uncommon in my youth [mis-spent in the Rust Triangle spanning Detroit, MI to Pittsburgh, PA] to provide a superlatively enthusiastic response such as “? I’d f*** some up right now” in discussing dining alternatives, while inebriated.
Of course, if, “f***ing something up” is tantamount to fighting/destroying the referent, is it then so much of a stretch to imagine that sexing food is substantively dissimilar?
Jesus Loves Me Too
March 24th, 2005 at 11:20 am
I wanna watch!!!!!!!!! I’m too scared of the BIG MAC to try myself….. but maybe if I saw someone else my fears would subside?
March 25th, 2005 at 2:46 am
Holy Shit!!! I can’t believe this crap. I used to be a big fan of McDonalds but now I think I want to die knowing what those sandwiches are really for.
( ))====D~~~~(__)
(__)
April 1st, 2005 at 2:05 pm
I saw this shit the other day, it is ridiculous.
April 12th, 2005 at 5:57 am
boondocks is on it too…
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20050411/lbo050412.gif
April 12th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
“You know, the saddest element I can glean from this is that apparently there is NO diversity in the staff that put that campaign together. All it would have taken was ONE African-American to sniff out the problem here.
I am totally against forced diversity and multi-culturalism. This is as good an argument for how the free market will ultimately weed out businesses that are NOT diverse. ” -Ike
You must not have any idea what diversity actually is. You don’t need a black person on the ad staff to tell you that there is something wrong with that slogan. I’m white and I knew what it meant. The problem isn’t that the company isn’t diverse, the problem is you have 50 year old men and women trying to use slang that people under 25 use.
I wish all the advertisers would knock it off with trying to use slang because it just makes them all look like a bunch of tools even when they do use it right.
P.S. yeah that Boondocks comic is good
April 12th, 2005 at 12:22 pm
This ad saddened me. Urban culture is often exploited for profit and the community that creates trends, urban vernacular and the like never gets credit for its creativity. WTF?? I majored in advertising in college and couldn’t get a job. The same company that produced this ad probably turned me down. WTF?? Instead of hiring people who are familiar with the audiences companies are “trying” to reach with these laughable ads, they continue to perpetuate “sad” stereotypes to sell their products. WTF?? Note to WPP, Interpublics, Grey Advertising, Y&R and others consider some African American creatives. There are plenty of talented minorities up on urban culture that can save you the embarrassment of producing some of the dumba** ads.
April 12th, 2005 at 1:41 pm
I wonder if Jim (”American Pie”) ever tried that!
April 12th, 2005 at 1:51 pm
1st gay marriages, now this!
April 12th, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Back when this was first making the rounds, I made this slightly modified animated GIF version…
http://img191.exs.cx/img191/7820/mcskeet2bf.gif
April 12th, 2005 at 5:19 pm
So, like, that McSkeetFilet is absolutely farking perfect.
April 12th, 2005 at 6:19 pm
THis is exactly what they want, idiot. It’s called brand reinforcement. EVen if it is negative, it doesn’t matter. The brand has entered your conciousness and you thought about it. Look they even got you to host their ads on your webpage for FREE! This site is completely 169% OWNED by McDonald’s.
April 12th, 2005 at 9:16 pm
Hey, sex sells!
April 13th, 2005 at 10:20 am
I’d pass up a fuck for a couple pancake sandwiches. Shit.
April 13th, 2005 at 10:25 am
If I could, I’d fuck one of those Pancake Sandwiches. I loves ‘em.
April 16th, 2005 at 1:26 am
So it’s just a clueless ad exec AND coincidental that “I’m lovin’ it” appears in the same ad, right?
Well it got me thinking about a photo I took in Vacaville a couple of years ago, and published on Meat Planet:
http://www.wheretruthlies.com/MeatPlanet/HitIt.html
which shows a billboard for a different “big juicy burger” with the tagline “GET OFF” in seven-foot high letters.
What is going on here? There’s a whole subculture having their way with double meat sandwiches.
Be very afraid.
–Wazmo
April 18th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
This is classic. Burn in hell, McDonald’s!
And what is it with trying to incorporate rap music into ads these days… The department store Boscov’s had some bizzare ad with a hip hop-rapper going on about Boscov’s. Boscov’s?
April 20th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
That reminds me of the dumbest PSA ever. It features a teenage boy whose dad won’t let him go to a party without adult supervision. The boy then replies “That’s so BOGUS!” As if it’s suddenly 1986 again. Makes me giggle everytime.
April 24th, 2005 at 1:54 am
Teens and 20’s seem to be in the majority at McDonalds.
And some may not care, or know, about the ad.
Advertising may indeed work quite well on younger people because, presumably and generally, they’re more naive, easily impressionable, more susceptible to peer-pressure, and preoccupied with being hip/cool/with-it/etc..
Capitalism seems to love youth.
…Gee, all this free advertising here for McDonalds is giving me a hankerin’ for a blt bagel with a big fat hold in the middle.
April 28th, 2005 at 9:56 pm
The fact that some of you think every person under 30 and every black person is up on urban slang is laughable. How’s that for your racism. I guess every white person should speak French eh? Some people don’t pay attention to slang.
May 2nd, 2005 at 7:30 am
What can I say about this advertisement that hasn’t already been said?
I thought it was funny when I first saw this ad back in January. Now i think it is freakin’ hilarious when I look back on it. Especially since I am writing an essay for class on how Mcdonalds miserably failed with this advertising scheme of theirs.
May 6th, 2005 at 12:14 am
I guess you guys have forgotten about Corn Nuts’ “Bust-a-Nut” radio commercial, huh?
May 6th, 2005 at 8:40 am
Thing is, you know it would be sloppy seconds, The employees get first dibs on all those hot, hot sandwiches.
May 6th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Burger King’s current promotion:
http://www.pimpmyburger.com
Just awful!
May 12th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
Well for one, I will have to disagree with what your saying about Walmart and McDonalds. And no I wouldn’t call myself a fan of either of the companies but, they are doing just as every other company does. Think about it, all companies cut down other companies in the same catagory, it’s just a way of tryin to get and stay in busniess. Kinda the same thing ur doing here. And Jerad cut down McDonalds first, then McDonalds started on SubWay. Basically everything the media states is bullshit, and a lot of it is shit they get from us everyday people, yet there the ones that take all the credit for it ( which that is WRONG ). A lot of the things diet companies come up with is total BS and there so called way’s of people being able to keep thereselves from eating certain foods and staying focous is things they get from girls and boys struggling with an eating disorder. Things like the expression, ” Nothing taste as good as thin feels” when in reality that is not so true, yes thin can feel good but it does not keep a person happy, and the taste of self acceptance and confidence is better than feeling thin. Also things like, ” Smell food for 30 seconds to 1 minute and then place a piece of it on ur toungue and hold it there for another 30 seconds, and most likley your craving for it will go away, or be satasfied ( when in reality, you still want the food but you go into a state of “food denial” so you steer clear of it because of fear and “well thats what i read so it must work/be true” ) The media is the real ones whom mock people!!! And thats the facts !!!
May 19th, 2005 at 7:12 pm
This is actually pretty ingenious. Look how much attention they’ve got from the public… makes you wonder whether they did it on purpose.
Any publicity is good publicity
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:09 pm
Seriously though I woul love to fuck a quarter pounder right up the fucking ass and bust a load of jizz inside it……..then maybe it can give me a hand job……….
WHAT?
July 1st, 2005 at 4:35 pm
If “hitting it” means “having sex with”, does that mean you fsck your bong instead of smoking out of it?
July 17th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
This puts me in mind of “Earring Magic Ken” (of Ken & Barbie) that came out a few years ago. Seems nobody at Mattel knew that those cool little colored circles some (gay) men were wearing on a necklace were actually cock rings. Hence “Cock Ring Ken.”
August 26th, 2005 at 8:25 am
Andrew,
Motha fuckas eat mcdonalds
August 26th, 2005 at 8:26 am
thats why u do
August 31st, 2005 at 3:41 pm
I am from South Africa and even here McDonalds is going down down down
September 21st, 2005 at 11:08 am
Kinda reminds me of an elecronics add from years ago”Out of our minds and into your hands”. That add run got canceled really fast, too. Shows the coropate cluelessness that abounds in this country.
September 21st, 2005 at 8:29 pm
You’r really stupid, thats all
September 24th, 2005 at 8:14 pm
Oh Yeah! I worked in a McDonald’s recently and I finally understood these three things: Why they put all guys in the kitchen to make sandwishes (oh yeah, just think about it, it’s so OBVIOUS!!!), why I had to keep a slutty smile and a breast-showing position behind my cash registrer (like all the girls who worked here) while serving customers (It’s not our fault, our manager told us to do this), and why do guys taked a long time to make their BigMac, McChicken and Filet-o-Fish sandwishes…lol lol lol lol
I’m lovin’it…what a good sentence to put in a porn movie…
September 26th, 2005 at 7:51 pm
Having sex with a cheeseburger… I REALLY prefer having sex with the cashier.
September 27th, 2005 at 4:12 pm
There are so many raunchy things to say that I don’t know where to start… How about:
“Wanted: Young woman, looks not important, but must cook…”
November 6th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
Is it coincidence that if you walk into a walmart which has a fastfood place init…its a mcdonalds?..hmmmm…
November 17th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
The sad thing is somebody probably has fornicated with a double cheeseburger cause i’ve heard of some freaky things that peeps do !
December 21st, 2005 at 2:33 pm
i like mcdonalds……i f*k the hamburgers all the time….
December 21st, 2005 at 2:35 pm
i dont like mcdonalds it sucks all yalls mommas tities and al yall come to my house…..helllllllllll yaaaaaaaa i live at 7877 east king place
January 16th, 2006 at 7:22 am
It was obviously just a lame joke conceived up my McDonald’s executives. If someone likes something enough, even if it’s not actually another person but a thing then they sometimes WILL say I’d Hit That or I’d Hit It. Don’t act like you people havn’t seen this before… it’s something you say for something you really like, it’ not necessary to be technical about everything you say using the exact definition. You guys are idiots.
January 18th, 2006 at 5:03 am
Mike likes to fuck Stephine Salaveo tooo, She says i do i do !
But he raped her in the restroom yes he did! sypliss steph acquir she did!
January 20th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
clownfart?hahaha i luv bums i like to blow them and suc them
January 21st, 2006 at 5:49 pm
i don’t like mcdonalds it sucks!!!
have u ever found a hair in your food, i have!!!!!
GROSS with a CAPITAL “G.”
It’s funny that if you walk into a walmart that has a fastfood place in it…its a mcdonalds? there are more than 100000 mcdonalds all over the world… want to see something gross… watch “supersize me” there’s living proof of the evilness of “ronald mcdonald” kids everywhere know ronald and grimece… aka the big purple dude…. but do they know martin luther king… nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo…..
“i thought i killed that guy” jamie ivy once said when we walk into a MC “D’s and saw ronald giving out knives… aka:ballons
someone do somwething with that fag….
love and sunshine;
freddiesgal
aka
the littlepinkcrayon
January 21st, 2006 at 5:51 pm
ps….
see u in your dreams….
January 22nd, 2006 at 1:55 pm
mcdonalds sandwiches are so sexy, i want to fuck them
January 23rd, 2006 at 5:46 pm
badabdada im fucking it. who the hell says id hit that? *sexy vioce* get bweeteen my buns *growls* im zach ill jion…….
January 23rd, 2006 at 5:48 pm
i calledt hem and said “i would like to buy a mc.penis filet. and i dont wanna hit that burger. not get in bweeteen its buns…..yup
January 25th, 2006 at 1:50 am
that reminds me of a joke:
why can men pee so easily the morning after sex compared to women?
ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich?
February 2nd, 2006 at 5:00 am
Actually it’s not McDonalds, it’s their Ad Agency. McDonalds pays the Ad Agency MILLIONS of dollars to market their brand. They don’t get caught up in the piece of marketing item. They only contact the Agency for “macro-vision” marketing campaigns such as changing their slogan or doing a product placement in a major movie. Besides that, McDonalds (and for the most part other corporations) don’t get caught in all the minutiae. They pay MILLIONS of dollar, the Ad Agency runs with it (so to speak).
February 12th, 2006 at 11:09 pm
Who cares. They are running increases in sales for a few years. This is a dumb website. What is Clownfart anyways.
February 21st, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Fast food ready to go when u r, eat out when u want it, big beef insine the mostbun with creamy specail sauce ozing out…im lovon it! lovin it all nite long
February 21st, 2006 at 8:42 pm
SOOO THAT WHAT THAT SPECAIL SAUCE IS!
f*cking NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 23rd, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Watch out for that coffee.
April 10th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
mmm IM LOVING IT, I STICK MY TINY JEW DICK THROUGH YOUR MOMS BIG MAC!
April 16th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
This type of thing is precisely why I don’t eat at McDonald’s - you never know what they’re doing to your food back in the kitchen.
Does anyone know what happened to the guy in the ad? Has he done anything since then? Did he know what copy they were using? He looks pretty young - surely if he knew what the ad was going to say he would have said something to the designers…..
Also, the Wal-mart commercial sounds hilarious - let me know if you find it.
May 2nd, 2006 at 1:17 am
wow im from australian and i work at mcdonalds. I have never seen an add like that. How is hit it bad? i dont think we use that term here. it just doesnt make sence..
lala la well i suppose thats why they dont show that ad in australia
whats walmart n e ways?
lalala ill go now just ignore me
July 11th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
I’m loving it…I’m hitting it..
No Baby Burger..
Lets just takes things slow.
August 11th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
do you think it realy matters if a dude in a dum wig tells us he wonts to skrew a cheese burger? apart from wondering what macdonalds mayonase actually consists of will anyone stop eating there? the truth is that Mcdonalds is far to high up on the corparate food chain now to really care what mistakes it makes, unless the mistake was a marketing ploy to get some sick minded young guy to jerk off under his table whilst eating a mcdonalds and then dumly realising: ‘that double cheese burger gave me an orgasum, i’d hit that’ after pausing to scratch his ass he would say ‘ug’ as an after thought.
at least i can laugh at the mistakes, they are highly amuzing. as for the African American i didnt get that… they wenrt being serious were they???
September 30th, 2006 at 7:20 am
Cute counter girls can suck my cock if they want lol
October 21st, 2006 at 2:31 pm
mcspotlight.org
mccruelty.com
Mcdonald’s world’s biggest mammal murderer and unionbuster
November 6th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
i want to fuck mcdonalds because because im a burger king kinda guy!
November 6th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
mmm IM LOVING IT, I STICK MY TINY JEW DICK THROUGH YOUR MOMS BIG MAC!
November 29th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
the third part is the best.
December 8th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
I love McDonalds SO MUCH!!!
January 10th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
It’s simple. Men are. Food. Sex. A warm place to crap. Feminism has turned you all into Niggers.
Enjoy.
February 16th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
You are a loser !
March 16th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
What about this one : wo old men discussing the cheeseburger :”Your name is Pat and my name is Pat; we’re just like the double cheeseburger” commercial that runs in Canada? What is the image that I see? One old man on top of the other?
One sexy combo…