McDonalds Wants You To F*ck Its Sandwiches
This stuff never gets old. Nothing is better than when a giant company makes an attempt to be cool with their marketing, only to do something that is completely moronic causing the very audience it is chasing to mock them. One of my favorite examples of this is a Wal-Mart commercial I saw some weeks back that contained a fake family made up of some wildly talented African American actors who were working hard to show us that not only do black people shop at Wal-Mart, but it is very cool to do so. In an attempt to gain some street cred, the Bentonville company has one of the actors use the line "Wal-Mart has everything I need. No diggity." I am not making this up. (incidentally, if anyone has this clip…PLEASE send it to me).
Clearly this is not an isolated incident as evidenced today when I headed over to Page2 on ESPN.com. I instantly was hit with a great McDonalds ad that can be seen below. Although I firmly believe that McDonalds is not advocating hot man on sandwich action, it is quite obvious that they did not do their homework on urban slang. If they had, it is likely that they would have realized "I’d Hit It" is not exactly the catch phrase to use when selling fast food.
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i like mcdonalds……i f*k the hamburgers all the time….
i dont like mcdonalds it sucks all yalls mommas tities and al yall come to my house…..helllllllllll yaaaaaaaa i live at 7877 east king place
It was obviously just a lame joke conceived up my McDonald’s executives. If someone likes something enough, even if it’s not actually another person but a thing then they sometimes WILL say I’d Hit That or I’d Hit It. Don’t act like you people havn’t seen this before… it’s something you say for something you really like, it’ not necessary to be technical about everything you say using the exact definition. You guys are idiots.
Mike likes to fuck Stephine Salaveo tooo, She says i do i do !
But he raped her in the restroom yes he did! sypliss steph acquir she did!
clownfart?hahaha i luv bums i like to blow them and suc them
i don’t like mcdonalds it sucks!!!
have u ever found a hair in your food, i have!!!!!
GROSS with a CAPITAL “G.”
It’s funny that if you walk into a walmart that has a fastfood place in it…its a mcdonalds? there are more than 100000 mcdonalds all over the world… want to see something gross… watch “supersize me” there’s living proof of the evilness of “ronald mcdonald” kids everywhere know ronald and grimece… aka the big purple dude…. but do they know martin luther king… nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo…..
“i thought i killed that guy” jamie ivy once said when we walk into a MC “D’s and saw ronald giving out knives… aka:ballons
someone do somwething with that fag….
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see u in your dreams….
mcdonalds sandwiches are so sexy, i want to fuck them
badabdada im fucking it. who the hell says id hit that? *sexy vioce* get bweeteen my buns *growls* im zach ill jion…….
i calledt hem and said “i would like to buy a mc.penis filet. and i dont wanna hit that burger. not get in bweeteen its buns…..yup
that reminds me of a joke:
why can men pee so easily the morning after sex compared to women?
ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich?
Actually it’s not McDonalds, it’s their Ad Agency. McDonalds pays the Ad Agency MILLIONS of dollars to market their brand. They don’t get caught up in the piece of marketing item. They only contact the Agency for “macro-vision” marketing campaigns such as changing their slogan or doing a product placement in a major movie. Besides that, McDonalds (and for the most part other corporations) don’t get caught in all the minutiae. They pay MILLIONS of dollar, the Ad Agency runs with it (so to speak).
Who cares. They are running increases in sales for a few years. This is a dumb website. What is Clownfart anyways.
Fast food ready to go when u r, eat out when u want it, big beef insine the mostbun with creamy specail sauce ozing out…im lovon it! lovin it all nite long
SOOO THAT WHAT THAT SPECAIL SAUCE IS!
f*cking NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch out for that coffee.
mmm IM LOVING IT, I STICK MY TINY JEW DICK THROUGH YOUR MOMS BIG MAC!
This type of thing is precisely why I don’t eat at McDonald’s – you never know what they’re doing to your food back in the kitchen.
Does anyone know what happened to the guy in the ad? Has he done anything since then? Did he know what copy they were using? He looks pretty young – surely if he knew what the ad was going to say he would have said something to the designers…..
Also, the Wal-mart commercial sounds hilarious – let me know if you find it.
wow im from australian and i work at mcdonalds. I have never seen an add like that. How is hit it bad? i dont think we use that term here. it just doesnt make sence..
lala la well i suppose thats why they dont show that ad in australia
whats walmart n e ways?
lalala ill go now just ignore me
I’m loving it…I’m hitting it..
No Baby Burger..
Lets just takes things slow.
do you think it realy matters if a dude in a dum wig tells us he wonts to skrew a cheese burger? apart from wondering what macdonalds mayonase actually consists of will anyone stop eating there? the truth is that Mcdonalds is far to high up on the corparate food chain now to really care what mistakes it makes, unless the mistake was a marketing ploy to get some sick minded young guy to jerk off under his table whilst eating a mcdonalds and then dumly realising: ‘that double cheese burger gave me an orgasum, i’d hit that’ after pausing to scratch his ass he would say ‘ug’ as an after thought.
at least i can laugh at the mistakes, they are highly amuzing. as for the African American i didnt get that… they wenrt being serious were they???
Cute counter girls can suck my cock if they want lol
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i want to fuck mcdonalds because because im a burger king kinda guy!
mmm IM LOVING IT, I STICK MY TINY JEW DICK THROUGH YOUR MOMS BIG MAC!
the third part is the best.
I love McDonalds SO MUCH!!!
It’s simple. Men are. Food. Sex. A warm place to crap. Feminism has turned you all into Niggers.
Enjoy.
You are a loser !
What about this one : wo old men discussing the cheeseburger :”Your name is Pat and my name is Pat; we’re just like the double cheeseburger” commercial that runs in Canada? What is the image that I see? One old man on top of the other?
One sexy combo…
People who eat McDonalds are fags.