If you are on Atkins, you are a retard. Or fat. Most likely both. Let’s add lazy to the list too, because that is the real reason so many people go on Atkins; because constructing a healthy diet and exercising regularly is too much work. Anyone can lose weight if they develop some discipline and […]

And you do. On some level. You may use it, but my guess is you don’t like it. I knew deep down that I didn’t like it and I thought about why…
I am helping to organize a Madden Playstation tournament where the fee is five bucks. I am accepting payment online, using PayPal, and I […]

I learned something about girls and directions this past weekend. Well, I shouldn’t say I learned anything…because that would imply that I gained some sort of knowledge or insight that I didn’t already posses. Let me put it like this. I didn’t learn that girls suck at directions, I was just amazed at the degree […]

You can’t always tell someone has Gator simply by looking at them. It could be your neighbor, your boss, your own sister. It can happen to anyone. It happened to me. I feel dirty. To me, Gator is like the internet version of an STD. You surf safely, you use protection, but all it takes […]